best policy for a website reg I've ever seen :P

You agree that you will not use Lycos Network Products and Services to:
long winded legal stuff of doom then...

Advertise, offer for sale, or sell any of the following items:

Any firearms, explosives, or weapons. Any food that is not packaged or does not comply with all laws governing the sale of food to consumers by commercial merchants. Any alcoholic beverages. Any tobacco products for human consumption, including, without limitation, cigarettes and cigars. Any items that are indecent or obscene, that are hateful or racially, sexually, ethnically or otherwise objectionable, that contain child pornography, that are otherwise pornographic in nature, or are harmful to minors. Any controlled substances or pharmaceuticals. Any items that are counterfeit or stolen. Any dangerous items. Any goods or services that do not, in fact, exist. Any registered or unregistered securities. Any items that violate or infringe the rights of other parties. Any items that you do not have the legal right to sell. Any items where paying Lycos any of the required transactional or listing fees would cause Lycos to violate any law.

The one I have underlined is my favorite of all of Angelfire's policies. :P And is the most amusing thing I have seen in a while for policies. Very good policy but still amuses me that they put that in there.